Announcing our new dating section

This is an April Fool's joke

If you're an addon author like me, you probably got in the game for the sweet, sweet ladies. It just seems that meeting them has been a pain, so Kaelten and I (ckknight) have been collaborating on the design of the new WowAce.com dating system.

Through our dating system, you, an addon author, can easily pick up the fangirl honeys. You will be put through a rigorous test to check for your 57 points of compatibility that will be automatically matched with fangirls in the community based on their previously made forum posts.

You may be wondering, "ckknight, how awesome is this?" The answer is obviously lots. Lots awesome.

From our initial run, due to the small authorbase (relatively) and the large fangirl base, we will be able to assign up to 274 unique fangirls to each author. So if you feel self-conscious about a date with one, or didn't realize you had lettuce in your teeth, don't worry, just skip that one and go to the next. We have a speed-dating system set up so that you'll spend 3 minutes with one girl and then move onto the next. Unlike other speed dating you may have seen, read about, or participated in, you will be the only male with upwards of 20 to 30 females all wanting a piece of you. Remember, these are girls who already love you and probably have a shrine to you and for you.

We at WowAce.com want to give something back to the author community, and this is the best way we know how.

Do I hear wedding bells? Wedding

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  • 7 comments
  • Avatar of Chrystall Chrystall Apr 17, 2009 at 21:37 UTC - 0 likes

    Count me in as a fan girl ermm woman, here are data for the compatibility section profiler : I am past the age of consent and sanity, chocoholic, avid reader ( of books real thick books ), have a few stretch marks but no pockmarks, hair and teeth and still all mine and my shoe size is 10 1/2 w. Now I will sit back and await the showering of speed dating candidates. Thank you ckknight for thinking of us!!! Crystal

  • Avatar of honem honem Apr 02, 2009 at 07:55 UTC - 0 likes

    ARE YOU MY VIRGINS !!! - ACHMED

  • Avatar of Slayblaze Slayblaze Apr 02, 2009 at 02:12 UTC - 0 likes

    Exactly what I need... even more of the sweet sweet ladies chasing me around. Aw well - whats a few more?

  • Avatar of Kaelten Kaelten Apr 01, 2009 at 21:06 UTC - 0 likes

    She's a man baby yeah!

    WowAce.com & CurseForge.com Adminstrator
    Check out my new addon, OneChoice, it helps you pick quest rewards faster.
    Developer of Ace3, OneBag3, and many other addons and libraries
    Project lead and Mac developer for the Curse Client

  • Avatar of enkil80 enkil80 Apr 01, 2009 at 17:43 UTC - 0 likes

    LOL what if a fangirl turns to be a... huummm, well... a man?

    hahahahaha

  • Avatar of FireAllianceNX FireAllianceNX Apr 01, 2009 at 16:12 UTC - 0 likes

    lol, too easy :P

  • Avatar of eilenda eilenda Apr 01, 2009 at 14:43 UTC - 0 likes

    ahahahahaha as a Lady I say : loof lirpa taerg :P

    Love you guys

    hummm on a side note do you think that Devs BLizz guys would apply to it ? :P

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