Chuck Norris Facts

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Key: CNF74
English: In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
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English: say
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English: self
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English: whisper
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English: yell
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Key: CNF526
English: Chuck Norris once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.
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Key: CNF527
English: Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
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Key: CNF528
English: When somebody yells 'Last one in is a rotten egg,' Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
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Key: CNF529
English: Chuck Norris invented the question mark.
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Key: CNF53
English: The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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