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self |
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BATTLEGROUND_LONG |
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Displays a random Chuck Norris fact in battleground chat. |
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CNF127 |
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. |
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CNF128 |
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants. |
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CNF129 |
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face. |
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CNF13 |
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. |
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CNF130 |
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team' not even close. |
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CNF131 |
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Scotty in Star Trek often says 'Ye cannae change the laws of physics.' This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. |
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CNF132 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks. |
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CNF133 |
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Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a field goal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego. |
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