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Displays a random Chuck Norris fact in battleground chat. |
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING. |
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. |
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Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Chuck Norris' |
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. |
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. |
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If you Google search 'Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked' you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. |
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. |
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. |
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. |
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. |
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!) |
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you. |
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way. |
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. |
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. |
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them. |
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. |
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. |
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair. |
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. |
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. |
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It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. |
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly. |
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. |
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain. |
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal. |
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. |
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Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. |
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants. |
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face. |
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. |
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team' not even close. |
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Scotty in Star Trek often says 'Ye cannae change the laws of physics.' This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks. |
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