| English: |
self |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
| Key: |
|
CNF531 |
| English: |
Chuck Norris has 3 knees on each leg. |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
| Key: |
|
CNF532 |
| English: |
Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face. |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
| Key: |
|
CNF534 |
| English: |
If you gave Chuck Norris a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
| Key: |
|
CNF535 |
| English: |
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
| Key: |
|
CNF536 |
| English: |
Chuck Norris' beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China. |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
| Key: |
|
CNF537 |
| English: |
The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second. |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
| Key: |
|
CNF538 |
| English: |
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident. |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
| Key: |
|
CNF539 |
| English: |
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire. |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
| Key: |
|
CNF54 |
| English: |
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. |
|
|
No current translation for Spanish |
