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Key: BATTLEGROUND_LONG
English: Displays a random Chuck Norris fact in battleground chat.
Current English: Displays a random Chuck Norris fact in battleground chat.
Translated by Ackis on 23 Jan 2009
Key: CNF1
English: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Current English: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Translated by Ackis on 23 Jan 2009
Key: CNF10
English: Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Current English: Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Translated by Ackis on 10 Jun 2009
Key: CNF100
English: Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Current English: Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Translated by Ackis on 23 Jan 2009
Key: CNF101
English: Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Chuck Norris'
Current English: Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Chuck Norris'
Translated by Ackis on 23 Jan 2009
Key: CNF102
English: Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Current English: Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Translated by Ackis on 23 Jan 2009
Key: CNF103
English: Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Current English: Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Translated by Ackis on 23 Jan 2009
Key: CNF104
English: If you Google search 'Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked' you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Current English: If you Google search 'Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked' you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Translated by Ackis on 10 Jun 2009
Key: CNF105
English: Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Current English: Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Translated by Ackis on 10 Jun 2009
Key: CNF106
English: Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Current English: Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Translated by Ackis on 10 Jun 2009