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CNF532 |
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Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, Barry White music, Harlequin romance novels, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face. |
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CNF55 |
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According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the Native American 'Trail of Tears' has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks. |
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CNF56 |
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face. |
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CNF57 |
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. |
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CNF64 |
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes. |
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CNF66 |
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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. |
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CNF72 |
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. |
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CNF75 |
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. |
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CNF104 |
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If you Google search 'Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked' you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. |
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CNF106 |
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb. |
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