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BATTLEGROUND_LONG |
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Displays a random Chuck Norris fact in battleground chat. |
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Zeigt einen zufälligen Chuck Norris fact im Schlachtfeld Chat |
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Translated by BlackHawk77 on 25 Jan 2009 |
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CNF1 |
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. |
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Nicht Waffen töten Menschen, Chuck Norris tötet Menschen. |
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Translated by Mennox on 23 Feb 2009 |
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CNF10 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING. |
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Chuck Norris geht nicht jagen, denn das beinhaltet die Wahrscheinlichkeit des Versagens. Chuck Norris geht töten! |
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Translated by BlackHawk77 on 25 Jan 2009 |
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CNF100 |
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. |
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Chuck Norris mahlt seinen Kaffee mit seinen Zähnen und kocht das Wasser durch seine Wut. |
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Translated by BlackHawk77 on 25 Jan 2009 |
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CNF101 |
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Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Chuck Norris' |
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Archäologen habe ein altes Wörterbuch, demnach das Wort 'Opfer' als 'jemand der Chuck Norris begegnet ist' erstmals 1236 verzeichnet wurde. |
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Translated by Mennox on 23 Feb 2009 |
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CNF102 |
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. |
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Einmal hat Chuck Norris einen *Big Mac* bei Burger King bestellt…und ihn bekommen. |
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Translated by BlackHawk77 on 25 Jan 2009 |
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CNF103 |
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. |
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Chuck Norris und Mr.T gingen in eine Bar. Die Bar explodierte augenblicklich, weil so viel Unglaublichkeit nicht in ein Gebäude passt. |
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Translated by BlackHawk77 on 25 Jan 2009 |
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CNF104 |
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If you Google search 'Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked' you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. |
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No current translation for German |
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CNF105 |
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. |
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Chuck Norris kann 4 Liter Milch in 37 Sekunden trinken. |
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Translated by Mennox on 23 Feb 2009 |
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CNF106 |
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb. |
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No current translation for German |
